
The Mob Stole Your Virginity: Olive Oil and Health
You may have been unwittingly deflowered by the mob. Specifically, they may have corrupted the virginity of your extra virgin olive oil. Chances are the olive oil in your pantry is not the real McCoy and more likely a phony imposter. A report in 2010 from UC Davis noted 69% of all imported extra virgin olive oils are not what they claim to be. I hate to break it to you but if you buy your olive oil on the cheap, the prospects of getting duped are even greater. Even more f